My Life Is Plaid

February 2, 2010

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“Today, I finished my homework at 10:30 p.m. last night and thought, ‘Yse! I get to go to bed early!’ MLIP.”

“Today, one of my friends told me she hasn’t shaved since Black and White. MLIP.”

“Today, Ms. Schrader asked for a uniform check over the PA. I stripped off the 12 sweatshirts that I was wearing over my sweatsuit. MLIP.”

“Today, I wanted to ask my favorite teacher a question. Then I remembered she was on maternity leave. MLIP.”

“Today, I stole sugar cubes from Ms. Raposa. MLIP.”

“Today, I needed a sweatshirt, so I went shopping in lost and found. MLIP.”

“Today, after waiting in the traffic in front of Pres for 15 minutes, I decided I needed a motorcycle. MLIP.”

“Today during scheduling, I wanted to have a free period, but I needed to take a religion. MLIP.”

“Today, Mrs. Hernandez phoned her husband over the PA. MLIP.”

“Today, I took a 15 minute nap while waiting for the library computer to load. MLIP.”

“Today, I saw my teacher in public. We made eye contact, then awkwardly looked away. MLIP.”

“Today, I wrote a three-page paper in free period — the period before it was due. MLIP.”

“I have a confession to make — I ate two lunches today. MLIP.”

“Today, I walked down the hallway. Taylor Lautner’s shirtless body is on every single one of the decorated lockers. MLIP.”

“Today in math, we learned about limits. Everyone shouted ‘The limit does not exist!’ MLIP.”

“Today, I was packing for senior retreat and the list said ‘jammies.’ MLIP.”

“Today, I watched the reproduction video in AP Bio. I’m not so sure I want kids anymore. MLIP.”

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